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Friday, December 6, 2013

The Murdery Delicious Hamwich Gumm Mystery - A Very Bloody Mary

Vodka and tomato juice are not the only ingredients in this wicked cocktail laced with murderous intentions. Do read on in my hilarious and chilling novel, The Murdery Delicious Hamwich Gumm Mystery available now on and!

A Recipe for a Very Bloody Mary
Serves a single solitary sot 

1 ½ ounces vodka, or more
4 ounces squeezed juice from the innards of a rotting tomato
Crushed black pepper
Half of a bitter lemon, the mournful life all but squeezed out of it
1 teaspoon sauce from Worcestershire
Horseradish left unattended in the back of the ice box
Dash it all with searing-hot pepper sauce

Combine all of the unfortunate ingredients together in a shaker filled with doomed bergs of ice. Throttle repeatedly with vituperation. Drain the contents into a large, unwilling glass and clutter your concoction with the following:

Towering, ominously stiff stalks of celery
Wilting fronds of dill
Speared cornichons
Slimy pearl onions, floating belly up
Grim, green olives stuffed with highly odiferous blue cheese

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