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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Shouldn't You Just...? Part Two!

Part Two...a SNEAK PEEK into my soon approaching, new novel Friendship Fog, laced with seasonal menus to feed the heart and mind! Here, our hero Clifford Bowles, the ultra-fabulous mogul who helms the Divine Living omni-media empire, offers a few words pulled from his monthly column. 

by Clifford Bowles

Mr. Bowles offers his sartorial advice and consul on the finer points of one's appearance.

  • Wear a whistle?
  • Wear a monocle to complement your evening attire?
  • Splash cool water on your face more often? It tightens the pores.
  • Sport black velvet riding pants as an antidote to an ordinary day?
  • Consider your jacket as a handy satchel, filling the pockets with necessities such as cigarettes, breath mints, and a comb?
  • Forego all manner of Pride wear?
  • Stop tinting your lashes?
  • Stitch a wide leather belt with your name and telephone number on it?
  • Think of sunglasses as a headband to keep the hair off the face for those of you with longer locks?
  • Have delicious patches of fabric sewn on to your favorite old cashmere sweater with the elbows blown out?

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