The Murdery Delicious Hamwich Gumm Mystery - A Very Bloody Mary

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A Recipe for a Very Bloody Mary

Serves a single solitary sot 

Ingredients

1 ½ ounces vodka, or more

4 ounces squeezed juice from the innards of a rotting tomato

Crushed black pepper

Half of a bitter lemon, the mournful life all but squeezed out of it

1 teaspoon sauce from Worcestershire

Horseradish left unattended in the back of the ice box

Dash it all with searing-hot pepper sauce

Method

Combine all of the unfortunate ingredients together in a shaker filled with doomed bergs of ice. Throttle repeatedly with vituperation. Drain the contents into a large, unwilling glass and clutter your concoction with the following:

Garnishes

Towering, ominously stiff stalks of celery

Wilting fronds of dill

Speared cornichons

Slimy pearl onions, floating belly up

Grim, green olives stuffed with highly odiferous blue cheese